You all get your wings. Thank you all so much for your thoughts on my situation. Bloggers is good people*! Special thanks to Sally for her comment on the Stash and Burn Podcast.
P.S. Has anyone seen the Orphanage? There is a scene where a prim medium is inspecting a house and someone tells her that the cops would like to observe. She says (according to the subtitles) “Cops? Cops is cool.” I’m pretty sure it wasn’t meant to be funny but I just about died. It might be this months’ “I. Drink. Your. MILKSHAKE!”